I had to listen to 30 seconds of this mixtape to know how truly God awful it was going to be, but I listened to some more of it anyways. It's truly terrible. Calling Gucci Mane a lyricist would be like calling Joseph Stalin a humanitarian. Some of his lyrics on this mixtape really make me wonder how hard it is to be a rapper. He seems to have the recipe: step 1) throw in a few words about cocaine, step 2) throw in a few words about trapping, step 3) throw in a few words about hoes, step 4) throw in some random adjectives and nouns and make it rhyme. It's somewhat similar to how it seems he chooses his beats. I imagine the conversation goes like this:
Producer: do you like this beat?
Gucci: does it have a lot of bass?
Producer: yeah.
Gucci: USE IT DEN MAYNE, 1017 BRICK SQUAD, SAY GUCCI TWO TIMES! BURR!
I realize some of you may be offended because somehow, you like Gucci Mane. Good for you. For being able to sit through this garbage mixtape, you deserve a high five...in the face...with a chair. But seriously, I would rather punch myself in the genitals than listen this ever again. Gucci needs to leave the rap game and go into the ice cream cone business. SAY SCOOPIE THREE TIMES!
If you want to lose a solid 50 IQ points, download and listen to Gucci's new mixtape, "Trap Back" here.
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